drunken mixup

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 6:46:47

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

Post 2 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 8:18:43

Is it bad if this reminds me of Friday night?

Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 18:39:09

For most people, probably. But somehow I wouldn't be surprised if it reminded me of yours. :P

Post 4 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 22:18:59

Wow, what an ugly situation for all concerned. lol

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 6:03:56

lol!.

Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 20:42:47

lol wow..

Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:08:09

lol wow...

Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 12:32:48

Ooh, that's bad! Lol! Hopefully, he won't remember.

Post 9 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 07-Nov-2009 14:06:35

That's what you get for overdrinking and leaving your gf in the car instead of taking her in the bar with you.